Sasquatch is arguably the greatest athlete to have ever lived. I wouldn’t argue that, but some might. Because he’s such a freak specimen, we decided to put him in ESPN’s Body Issue, which was filled with a bunch of other very talented and very naked athletes.

Sasquatch even got to walk the red carpet at the ESPYS.

As you might have guessed, Naked Sasquatch was soon taken out of context and printed on the tailgates of flatbed trucks, which, of course, made it onto Twitter and Reddit, even sparking *checks notes* Satan to join in on the conversation.